Jackson, while walking at a park: “Do we have garbage for the garbage can?”
Me: “No, we don’t have any garbage.”
Jackson: “Maybe Beckham can be the garbage.”
Justin was offended
Jackson: “You’re Daniel Tiger. I’m Biscuit. Beckham is Curious George. Mommy is Peppa Pig. Luc is Dr. Hamster.”
Justin: “What are the cats?”
Jackson: “Nothing.”
One of life’s biggest questions
Jackson, with his head resting on his hand: “I’m just wondering.”
Me: “What are you wondering about?”
Jackson: “I’m wondering where TV comes from.”
Well that’s a new one
Jackson, trying to avoid nap time:
“But the fresh air is coming in through the holes. I don’t want to miss the fresh air.”
“holes” = the window screen
C’mon people. Even a toddler gets it.
Jackson: “Mommy why do you have a mask on your face?”
Me: “Well, we wear masks now to help protect people.”
Jackson: “Oh. I want to wear one, too.”
Ugggh, you’re right
Me: “Jackson! Get in bed!”
Jackson: “Can you say please? Can you calm down and take a deep breath? Now blow it out.”
Another furry friend
Jackson: “Mommy, does … umm… umm… umm … what’s the other dog’s name?”
Me: “Poppins?”
Jackson: “Yeah. Does Poppins love me?”