Jackson: “Daddy, would you like to join us for story time?”
Justin: “Sure!”
Jackson: “Well, sorry. You can’t.”
(Slams door)
Jackson: “Daddy, would you like to join us for story time?”
Justin: “Sure!”
Jackson: “Well, sorry. You can’t.”
(Slams door)
Me: “You’re supposed to say, ‘OK Mommy! Let’s go!!!!'”
Jackson: “OK Mommy, let’s don’t!”
Jackson: “You know what song is stuck in my head, Mommy?”
Me: “What song?”
Jackson: “The zana song.”
Me: “What’s the zana song? How does it go?”
Jackson: “Oh, sue zana! Don’t you come for me!”
Me: “OK, one more minute.”
Jackson: “And then after that minute, one more minute? And after those minutes, then A LOT of minutes?!”
Me: “You should have quit while you were ahead.”
Justin: “There’s always room for one more cat joke.”
Jackson to neighbor: “We’re looking for decorations and pumpkins. Cuz it’s October!”
Neighbor: “Do you have a costume?”
Jackson, looks down: “No. I have a coat.”
Jackson holds up a skeleton hand. (We got out the Halloween decorations.)
Jackson: “Mommy, say, ‘bye.'”
Me: “Bye!”
Jackson: “Byeeee! See you on the other side!”
During our evening stroll…
Justin: “Why don’t you walk.”
Jackson: “No. It’s hard work walking.”
Justin: “It’s even harder work carrying you!”
Jackson: “It’s OK, you can be brave. Let’s go all the way to the end!”
Justin: “Where’s Mommy?”
Jackson: “She’s changing Beckham. There’s poop all over.”
“He’s so cute! I’m so glad we’re having a baby. Can we keep him? Please?!”
Jackson