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Jackson stalling at bedtime: “But my feet missed the story.”

Jackson, after coughing: “Excuse I.” 

Jackson, in the car: “I have to go potty. I got the funny feeling way down low.”

Me: “Oh! You have to go potty now?”

Jackson: “No. When I was running in the field.” (Like an hour earlier)

Me: “Alright, let’s go for a walk.”

Jackson: “I wish I could, but my flashlight is downstairs.” 

Jackson: “I’m getting pretty hungry.”

Me: “I brought you a bagel.”

Jackson: “That’s nice! But what else do you have…”