I am not exaggerating when I say Beckham poops like crazy.
I still don’t even understand how this happened, but today he had a blowout that not only seeped out of his diaper and onto his clothes, but legitimately exploded all over the couch.
It just so happens he was laying on top of the crack in between two couch cushions, and thus his poop oozed into that crevice covering the sides of both cushions and the bottom of the couch.
What in the world!
