Is this real life?!
Last night Beckham slept from 11:30 p.m. to 6:30 a.m. Then just woke up playing.
Interesting idea
Jackson, while walking at a park: “Do we have garbage for the garbage can?”
Me: “No, we don’t have any garbage.”
Jackson: “Maybe Beckham can be the garbage.”
Running in circles
At first I thought the video speed was on 2x, but nope! This is just their normal amount of energy, haha.
Photobomb
Actually I’m not exactly sure who is photobombing who here… Me and Jackson? Or Peppa the Pig?
Please don’t call DCFS
Sooooo… I was in the nursery changing Beckham’s diaper when Jackson yelled up to me from downstairs, “I’m coming, Mommy!”
Next I hear, “Look at me!” — which is usually a cause for concern — so I peek my head out to find Jackson had somehow managed to ride his bike up the stairs??!!?! A tricycle nonetheless!
I always thought one of the benefits to having your kids a little more spaced out was that you wouldn’t have to worry about the older one going up and down the stairs. The idea of that involving a bike, though, certainly never crossed my mind!
Finally!
Now our pool is up and running. (The patches didn’t really work, but it buys us enough time for the day.)
Physical therapy
We had to start physical therapy today because Beckham was diagnosed at his 2-month appointment with plagiocephaly and torticollis. Basically his head kind of tilts to one side and he ends up laying more often with his head turned to that side. This has led to a flat spot on the right side of his head, and it also kind of shifted his ear forward and made his forehead protrude a bit on one end.
Now we have to really concentrate on strengthening his neck muscles. It’s all very overwhelming, though, because I have to constantly pay attention to which way he is looking — whether he’s laying down or sitting up — and make adjustments accordingly. A lot of the new positions they showed me to hold him in feel so awkward and unnatural. We also have to get in as much tummy time as we can, but at a minimum of 10 minutes for every hour he’s awake. And then there’s a ton of exercises and stretches that I am supposed to do with him at every diaper change. As if babies aren’t already a lot of work!
From here on out, we’ll also be going in to the clinic once a week for additional physical therapy sessions, which in normal times may not be so bad, but in the era of COVID it adds a whole new level of stress. It’s not socially distanced (we are right up in each other’s faces) and it’s a lengthy period of time (1 hour). And who knows how many different families our physical therapist interacts with each week. Ugh, not fun!
Hairdresser in training
Now it was finally my turn for a haircut! It had been more than a year since I last got it cut, and I just got so sick of it that I finally decided to just go for it and chop it off myself.
After watching a YouTube video for some tips, I put my hair in two pig tails and then snipped them off one after the other. Literally, two cuts and I was done!!!
The video did show how to even it out and add more texture, but I didn’t want to bother with that. It seemed close enough, lol. (I just wear a ponytail everyday now anyway. Plus, who is even going to see me?! I’m not going anywhere soon.)
All in all, I think I cut off 7 or 8 inches!
Dinosaur Adventure: Part II
A drive-thru dinosaur exhibit was coming to town, one with life-size replicas that move and make sounds, too. It sounded pretty cool for a socially distanced event, but after the mess at the library I was worried Jackson would be terrified and it’d be a waste of money.
But seeing as we don’t have very many options for outings this summer, I figured we should give it a shot. And the dino event at the library was good preparation — now we know what to do better the second time around.
And this time, Jackson was super excited and had a lot of fun. He was scared at first when he saw the dinosaurs from far away, but quickly warmed up to it. Plus this time I sat in the back next to him (somehow I was able to wedge myself in between two car seats!), and I also took Beckham out and onto my lap so he didn’t fuss either.
Aside from a terrible blowout and having to put Beckham on the console to change/clean him/me, the day was a success!!
Taking requests
So long as it’s from Peppa Pig.
Bing, bong, bing. Bingly bong boo. Bing bong bingly bong boo.
Poll the audience
Do you look at this picture and
a) think, “Aww, how sweet!”
or
b) cringe?
The correct answer is CRINGE!
I don’t think anything bad happened in this particular instance; however, looking back at this photo all I see is a disaster waiting to happen. I have since learned Jackson cannot be trusted by the baby in anything that swings, rocks or bounces. Ahhhhh!
Would you like a cup of tea?
Jackson is legit talking in a British accent now. Thanks to Peppa Pig, his latest TV obsession!
Justin was offended
Jackson: “You’re Daniel Tiger. I’m Biscuit. Beckham is Curious George. Mommy is Peppa Pig. Luc is Dr. Hamster.”
Justin: “What are the cats?”
Jackson: “Nothing.”
Whole body kind of tired
I seriously feel like I’ve run a marathon by the end of the day. And by the end of the day, I mean, like, 5 p.m.!
Our new reality
Jackson finally got his first mask. And kept it on for all of two seconds…
In Illinois, anyone age 2 and over has to wear one in public when you can’t socially distance. Seems soooooo young!!
Love this outfit
This one was not a hand-me-down. I’m just a sucker for the little overalls and couldn’t resist!
One of life’s biggest questions
Jackson, with his head resting on his hand: “I’m just wondering.”
Me: “What are you wondering about?”
Jackson: “I’m wondering where TV comes from.”
Story flop
During story time, Jackson handed me Beckham’s toy mirror and said, “Here, this is a book.”
I ran with the idea and launched into this whole pretend story based on his reflection in the mirror.
I finished my newly invented tale, pretty proud of myself for such creativity on the spot.
To which Jackson says, point-blank:
“No, Mommy. That’s a mirror. You need a book.”
Happy birthday, Justin!
Jackson made a fantastic cake out of play-dough, while I picked up some chocolate cake slices via the Portillo’s drive-thru. Another quarantine birthday party!
Barista in training
Check it out — a homemade vanilla latte!! Doesn’t it look sooooo yummy?!
By now you all are familiar with my longstanding struggles to get my much-needed caffeine fix, so I decided to take matters into my own hands.
As a belated birthday gift to myself, I bought a milk frother on Amazon. By far one of my best nursing-baby-in-the-middle-of-the-night purchases! (Which, btw, is a very serious problem…I really need to find something else to keep me awake.)
Now I can enjoy a latte — or a cappuccino — every morning.
Growing so fast
I tried a size 6 month onesie today, and it’s not even big on him! So wild to me since Jackson wore 6 month clothes at … 6 months old.
2 months old
His official stats: He weighs 12 pounds, 11 ounces and he’s 24 inches long. That puts him at the 60th percentile for weight and 80th percentile for height.
This was surprising just because Jackson was so much tinier! I don’t have his old stats, but he was always in the 30th to 50th percentile range for everything.
Continuing from last month, he’s still a great sleeper and a great pooper, lol. And still loooooooves watching Jackson.
Happy 2 months, Beckham!
Sheltering in place…
…while sheltering in place!!
The tornado sirens sent us into the basement for cover as 100 mph winds hit the area. Several tornados ended up touching down, including one in Wheaton and Lombard. It was crazy to look at its path later because it was west of us and heading right towards us but then hopped right over us only to land again just a bit farther east.
Our street didn’t get too much fallen debris, but later when I drove through town there were massive, massive trees ripped out of the ground and tons of damage everywhere.
First an infectious disease spreading around the world, then out of control wildfires on the west coast, and now tornados in Chicago… this year is crazy!
Jurassic Drive-Thru
Our library had a super cute dinosaur event, COVID-style in the parking lot. They had various stations set up and you could drive by each one without getting out of your car. Something new and different to go experience, yet safe enough for even my comfort level.
But it went about as poorly as it could go.
First there was a bit of a line, and once the car stopped moving, Beckham started screaming. I ended up getting out to rock him and walked alongside our car at the same time.
Then, at the very first station, they had someone wearing one of those blow-up T-Rex costumes. Jackson totally freaked out. He was terrified when it was our turn to pull up and the guy started coming towards our car (he didn’t even get that close before realizing what was happening).
“Roll the window up!!” Jackson was yelling in between sobs.
We tried to quickly go to the next station but Jackson couldn’t really recover. There another worker asked him if he wanted to play a toss game. Jackson said no, still crying. He did manage to get out a little “roar” when this guy asked him what sound dinosaurs make, but again we quickly sped off to the next station.
The next spot had various dinosaurs on display, although I don’t think Jackson could really see any of it since he was still in his car seat. Off we went again.
At the next stop, a lady read a dinosaur story to Jackson (six feet away, through the window). This section went the best, as Jackson had calmed down. (The orange dinosaur — the T-Rex — had made Soldier Teddy Bear nervous, he told us.)
But then the book ended abruptly with the dinosaur eating the main character. It was very odd. Why they chose that book is beyond me!
Finally the last section was another display but we didn’t even bother stopping. By this point we all couldn’t get out of there fast enough.
It was a neat event in theory, just didn’t work for us this time around, haha.
Another Italian lesson
Funny how he remembered that he kept calling me Emma during our first Italian lesson, and then continues to do so again here.
Also, it just dawned on me while posting, but this reminds me of a clip of Jackson’s Aunty Emily falling off a chair in Italy (one of the funniest videos of all time!).
The Chronicles Of Sleeping Jackson
Now before I go to bed, I peek in his room to see what weird position he’s in this time. And he never fails to surprise me, lol.
Well that’s a new one
Jackson, trying to avoid nap time:
“But the fresh air is coming in through the holes. I don’t want to miss the fresh air.”
“holes” = the window screen
C’mon people. Even a toddler gets it.
Jackson: “Mommy why do you have a mask on your face?”
Me: “Well, we wear masks now to help protect people.”
Jackson: “Oh. I want to wear one, too.”
Take #2
We visited the Metra station again, and this time Jackson moved to the front with me — so he definitely saw the trains this time!
Wrong way
OK, I need to start a blog solely dedicated to all of Jackson’s weird sleeping habits.
Mementos from Africa
This was a drum I bought in Tunisia during my semester abroad in 2008. Who would have thought then that 12 years later I’d have a little boy drumming on it?!
(Also, this drum survived my travels from Africa to Europe to the U.S. But how long is it going to survive in the hands of Jackson?!)
Ugggh, you’re right
Me: “Jackson! Get in bed!”
Jackson: “Can you say please? Can you calm down and take a deep breath? Now blow it out.”
Another furry friend
Jackson: “Mommy, does … umm… umm… umm … what’s the other dog’s name?”
Me: “Poppins?”
Jackson: “Yeah. Does Poppins love me?”
What in the world
The rocking chair cushion is back. Not only as a pillow for his head, but somehow Jackson got his entire body sleeping on top of it. And is that a balloon?!?!?!?
You heard it here first
Major League Baseball’s current superstar Mike Trout just had a baby boy, and guess what they named him???!
Beckham!
I was totally shocked when Justin told me the news. And here I had been worried that it wasn’t a real name, haha.
Socially distanced wedding
People have gotten pretty creative in safely celebrating birthdays, graduations and other special occasions throughout the pandemic. Making front yard signs, having a parade of cars drive by your house, having local police/fire vehicles drive by and honk, etc. I’ve even heard of people renting food trucks to come to their driveway or special construction vehicles for kids to explore.
Weddings, of course, are no different. I know of some people who had their ceremonies live streamed online for guests to view. Others have postponed their event entirely.
My cousin Bobby and his bride Jenny opted not to wait. They had a small ceremony with just immediate family outside in the gardens at the Morton Arboretum, followed by a drive-by reception!
I had no clue what to expect, but it ended up being a lot of fun. And it will certainly go down as one of the most memorable weddings I’ll ever have been to!
My side of the family met beforehand on a side street and we all decorated our cars to make it extra festive. I brought musical instruments for us to play, and grabbed some “fancy” costumes from our costume bin.
The bride and groom and their immediate families were all dressed to the nines in typical formal attire and stood outside in the yard, greeting everybody as us guests drove by.
Unfortunately, by the time our car made it up to their house, Beckham was screaming (he doesn’t like it when the car isn’t moving fast) and Jackson was also crying and whining (I forgot to bring his water bottle).
Just like at real weddings, we should have left the kids at home…