With online shopping exploding during the pandemic, a new Amazon warehouse opened up nearby. Recently I was driving by and a huge fleet of identical vans were all rolling out — one after another after another. It was the strangest sight — like military vehicles deploying for battle!
2020
December
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Need sleep
I spent forever digging around the freezer looking for my ice cream. I could have sworn I had some left, but couldn’t find it anywhere. Eventually I found it — in the fridge!
Later that night I also realized that my sweater had been on backwards all day.
Heeeelp!
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In December. In Chicago.
“Let’s open the sand box. Today’s a good day to play in the sand.”
Jackson
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How did he do that?!
To my surprise, Jackson turned on Mickey Mouse all by himself. Upon closer inspection, I discovered that he — at some point — had also purchased three episodes.
How do they not childproof that part?!
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