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Can’t fool him

Last night Jackson moved the elf — aka the elephant — and hid it himself behind the door in Beckham’s room. This morning when he got up, it was on the table eating a fruit bar.

Jackson: “Who found the elephant behind Beckham’s door? Did someone go in Beckham’s room quietly and get it and put it on the table?”

Me: “Maybe the elf got up and walked downstairs and climbed up on the table?” 

Jackson: “Try again, Mommy. Those aren’t the words.”

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Follow him

Justin commented how it’s so helpful that Jackson thinks out loud. Case in point:

Jackson runs into the bedroom, says, “Daddy’s sleeping. I’ll be able to get his computer in no time!” and then runs downstairs.

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Ouch

Me: “Oooo… that looks so nice. I want to take a bubble bath!” 

Jackson: “But Mommy, you’re too big.”

Me: “You think so? You do have a pretty big tub.” 

Jackson: “It would break.”

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