2020
December
Standard

If only I knew then…

These photos are just staring me in my face — mocking me — every time I use the bathroom now and have to ration the toilet paper.

At the time I thought it would be a cute photoshoot and worth the loss of one roll. And now you can’t find toilet paper anywhere!

I never stocked up at the beginning because I thought we had enough and I didn’t want to be a hoarder. I assumed it would be readily available again after everyone did their initial shopping sprees.

But it still hasn’t come back in stock yet, and I’m starting to get nervous as our supply has dwindled. It’s time for the one-square rule!

They should set aside rolls specifically for pregnant women — I have to go to the bathroom like every 30 minutes these days!

The end